6/20/2023 0 Comments Going rogue palin![]() Why else did God create guns? Would He have made animals out of meat if He had wanted us to be vegetarians? It is a God-given right for any Alaskan to get drunk and take out anything that moves. I hate liberals who don't understand how things work in the 49th State. My proudest moment in office was seeing off an attempt by the police chief to introduce gun and alcohol controls. Well I don't have space in this 400-page book to go into this in any detail, but if I did I would say that anyone who messes with God or my family has to deal with this pitbull in lipstick! Various stories have been told about how I dismissed a librarian for stocking anti-American literature on evolution and how I tried to get my brother-in-law fired from his job as a state trooper. "Dang it," I thought, "this election campaign is getting mighty dirty." But Todd told me God had a purpose for me and after praying for his guidance, I was duly elected mayor of Wasilla by nine votes to six. ![]() After coming runner-up, and last, in the Miss Alaska pageant, I married Todd Palin, a guy with his own snow mobile who blessed me with five children: Track, "we'd have called him hockey if he'd been born in the winter" Bristol, "Todd said he hoped she'd have a rack like mine" Willow, "we misspelled pillow" Piper, "after our light aircraft" and Trig, "short for the trigger on our AK47". ![]()
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